PETA Wishes The Flyswatter in Chief Hadn’t Swatted That Fly

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Jun 182009
 

You can’t say we didn’t call this one!


The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the flyswatter in chief to try taking a more humane attitude the next time he’s bedeviled by a fly in the White House.

PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

“We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals,” PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. “We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”

During an interview for CNBC at the White House on Tuesday, a fly intruded on Obama’s conversation with correspondent John Harwood.

“Get out of here,” the president told the pesky insect. When it didn’t, he waited for the fly to settle, put his hand up and then smacked it dead.

“Now, where were we?” Obama asked Harwood. Then he added: “That was pretty impressive, wasn’t it? I got the sucker.”

Friedrich said that PETA was pleased with Obama’s voting record in the Senate on behalf of animal rights and noted that he has been outspoken against animal abuses.

Still, “swatting a fly on TV indicates he’s not perfect,” Friedrich said, “and we’re happy to say that we wish he hadn’t.”

Deputy press secretary Josh Earnest said the White House has no comment on the matter.

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Previously:
Evaluation: Barack Obama (D-Kenya): The Human Flyswatter

Ford Pulls its Weight Without Bailout Funds: Surpasses Toyota in May sales

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Jun 082009
 

“The people saying they don’t want to buy anything at General Motors are not mad at General Motors. They don’t want to patronize Obama. They don’t want to do anything to make Obama’s policies work! This is an untold story, by the way. Of course, the government-controlled media is not gonna report anything like this but there are a lot of people who are not going to buy from Chrysler or General Motors as long as it is perceived Barack Obama is running it, because people do not want his policy to work here because this is antithetical to the American economic way of life. The government does not own car companies; the government does not design cars, not in a country that works. So people aren’t going to buy products from companies that Obama runs.” ~ Rush Limbaugh


Amid bankruptcies and forecasts of Detroit doom, one of the Big Three is hanging tough. Ford tough.

Once defined by the revolutionary Model T, Ford is motoring on without federal bailouts, Treasury-led restructurings or bankruptcy judges.

Ford Motor Co.’s U.S. market share grew last month, and sales surpassed even mighty Toyota’s. Ford’s shares have outperformed those of Honda and Toyota over the past year. Shares of archrival General Motors Corp., now in bankruptcy, are nearly worthless.

Shareholders and analysts see pluses and minuses in Ford’s decision to steer clear of government interference.

“Ford [may] be able to prevail taking the high ground and not taking government money,” said John Chevedden of Redondo Beach, Calif., who owns 600 shares of Ford stock. Mr. Chevedden said he purchased the stock “at a dip,” so he hasn’t lost any money on his investment.

He called himself “cautiously hopeful” based on production increases and Ford’s upbeat annual report released last month. He thinks Ford will benefit from the downsizing of GM and Chrysler LLC – as its production increases are designed to do.

Mr. Chevedden said he was more concerned with the overall economy than with Ford.

“The concern is just about the market in general, whether it’s going to rebound or if people will just buy less cars,” he said.

Tom Whited, a financial adviser for Edward Jones Investments in Plymouth, Mich., said such uncertainties keep him from recommending Ford stock even though the shares have performed better than expected.

“There are so many question marks around the Detroit auto industry in general that I think there are better options,” he said.

Mr. Whited also worries that Ford will have difficulty competing with Chrysler and GM after they come out of their bankruptcies “debt free.”

The company’s decision to go it alone prompted shareholder Jason Kozlowski of Toledo, Ohio, to buy Ford stock three months ago.

“I’m thinking because they didn’t take the bailout money, because they decided to do their own thing, that they will eventually pull out of it,” he said. “It looks like they’re going to hold their own.”

Auto analyst Colin Langan of UBS, which does investment banking for Ford, agreed.

Mr. Langan said Ford will benefit in the long run by avoiding the involvement of the government and the United Auto Workers union in its restructuring, giving it more flexibility and the ability to focus on profits.

“I think [GM’s bankruptcy] is an opportunity for Ford to stand out from U.S. competitors,” Mr. Langan said.

Ford’s increasing global presence, as well as the scheduled U.S. arrival of new models like the Fiesta next year, bode well for the company’s future.

“I really looked at [Ford’s] prior turnarounds and elements in past successful turnarounds, and every turnaround has had a new product,” Mr. Langan said.

“I think there are definite, clear opportunities for Ford to gain market share.”

Indeed, Ford’s U.S. market share in May reached its highest level since 2006, rising to 17.4 percent from 15.2 percent a year ago. But Ford spokesman Bill Collins said GM’s bankruptcy has not affected Ford’s plans.

“Things have not changed in the way we’re running the business,” Mr. Collins said.

Ford’s domestic sales totaled 155,994 vehicles last month as its Fusion hybrid and Flex crossover models set sales records. Ford even outsold Japanese rival Toyota, which notched 135,661 U.S. sales. Ford’s May results were the best since July, when it sold 161,530 vehicles.

With investors still wary of stocks and especially shares of automakers, Ford’s common stock has surged from a low of $1.26 last year to close at a 52-week high of $6.41 on Tuesday. Ford shares, while virtually unchanged over the past year, have handily outperformed those of Japanese rivals Toyota and Honda, whose shares have fallen 24 percent and 18 percent, respectively.

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Why “Daffy Duck” Is Obama’s Obvious Choice To Replace Justice Souter

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May 042009
 

The 7 reasons below should satisfy any Liberal. By all means, let’s nominate Daffy Duck to the Supreme Court!


Listening to the mainstream media, cable news shows, Democrats and the Left all practice “racial profiling” and “identity politics” to the highest degree in their debate over who should replace Justice David H. Souter on the Supreme Court – while conveniently avoiding that pesky term “qualifications” – I am convinced that President Obama’s choice is obvious. “Daffy Duck” should replace Justice Souter.

Here are seven (7) reasons why:

1. We have never had a duck sit on the Supreme Court. I am sure that our nation has a history of insensitivity toward “duck rights.”

2. Daffy is a black duck. Therefore, Daffy’s selection will satisfy those calling on the President to select a minority.

3. Daffy could be a gender neutral duck. While I recognize that we have assumed for more than a generation that Daffy is male, the name “Daffy” could be short for “Daphne”, and although Daffy almost always appears without clothing, I don’t know of anyone that can actually prove Daffy is male. This only adds to the satisfaction of those calling on the President to choose a minority.

4. Daffy is a disabled duck. Daffy has a severe speech impediment. Although Daffy’s lisp could become fodder for the late-night talk show circuit and “Saturday Night Live” when Daffy asks important questions of high-profile attorneys during Court hearings and has back-and-forth debate with those lawyers, it will certainly be worth any potential embarrassment as Daffy’s selection will satisfy President Obama’s goal stated on Friday that he wants a Justice “with ‘empathy’ for ‘people’s hopes and struggles.’”

5. Daffy is a professional victim. Over the years, Daffy has been hunted, shot at, de-feathered and wrongfully imprisoned. For left-wing satisfaction level, see number 4, above.

6. Daffy is a member of the Hollywood elite. A long-time employee of Warner Bros., Daffy’s Hollywood connections will definitely please Democrats and the party will almost certainly see a spike in fundraising from the entertainment industry. This will satisfy those who want the President to choose a “highprofile, clear-cut liberal” as set forth in the Los Angeles Times story on May 2.

7. After many years as a successful actor, Daffy has not only mastered the art of memorizing a script written by professional writers, Daffy also has great command of a teleprompter. This will please the President.

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