Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Tattoo

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Feb 102016

 

Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

 

 

Confucius Say: Personality Flaws

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Feb 092016

 

Honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

 

 

Confucius Say: Your Ex

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Feb 082016

 

If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

 

 

Confucius Say: Supermarket

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Feb 072016

 

Supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

 

 

Confucius Say: Jealous Wife

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Feb 062016

 

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.