Confucius Say: The Early Bird Confucius Say, Funny, Jokes Comments Off on Confucius Say: The Early Bird May 202016 It may be true that the early bird gets the worm, but it’s the tardy mouse that gets the cheese!
Confucius Say: Baseball Confucius Say, Funny, Jokes Comments Off on Confucius Say: Baseball May 192016 Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius Say: Dream Come True Confucius Say Comments Off on Confucius Say: Dream Come True May 182016 If you want your dreams to come true, don’t oversleep.
Confucius Say: Feeling Sad Confucius Say, Funny Comments Off on Confucius Say: Feeling Sad May 172016 Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “push”.
Confucius Say: Advice Confucius Say Comments Off on Confucius Say: Advice May 162016 Advice is what you ask when you already know the answer but wished you didn’t.