Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: The Early Bird

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May 202016

 

It may be true that the early bird gets the worm, but it’s the tardy mouse that gets the cheese!

 

 

Confucius Say: Baseball

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May 192016

 

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

 

 

Confucius Say: Dream Come True

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May 182016

 

If you want your dreams to come true, don’t oversleep.

 

 

Confucius Say: Feeling Sad

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May 172016

 

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “push”.

 

 

Confucius Say: Advice

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May 162016

 

Advice is what you ask when you already know the answer but wished you didn’t.