Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Friends August 7, 2016May 21, 2016 gags Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Admiration August 6, 2016May 20, 2016 gags Admiration is our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Runaway Horse August 5, 2016May 19, 2016 gags Best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Hangover August 4, 2016May 18, 2016 gags To prevent hangover stay drunk.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Atheism August 3, 2016May 17, 2016 gags Atheism… is a non-prophet organization.