Confucius Say Confucius Say: Confidence September 15, 2016July 3, 2016 gags Never open a door, which you cannot close.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Young September 14, 2016July 2, 2016 gags You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Useless Skin September 13, 2016July 1, 2016 gags The useless skin around a penis is called a man.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Smart Ass September 12, 2016September 12, 2016 gags Smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Carpet-layers September 11, 2016June 29, 2016 gags Carpet-layers make great dancers – they can really cut a rug!