Confucius Say Confucius Say: Artificial Insemination September 20, 2016July 8, 2016 gags Artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Carry A Rabbit September 19, 2016July 7, 2016 gags Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Condoms September 18, 2016July 6, 2016 gags Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Wok September 17, 2016July 5, 2016 gags Wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Made Up September 16, 2016July 4, 2016 gags Want to hear a word I made up? Plagiarism.