Confucius Say Confucius Say: Wise Man November 9, 2016August 26, 2016 gags Wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won’t trust him to wash it.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Appointments November 8, 2016August 25, 2016 gags Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you’re not.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Friends November 7, 2016August 24, 2016 gags Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Rolex November 6, 2016August 23, 2016 gags Never buy a Rolex from someone who is out of breath.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Secrets November 5, 2016August 22, 2016 gags Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.
