Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Archeologist

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Nov 302016

 

Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.

 

 

Confucius Say: Phillips Screwdriver

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Nov 292016

 

Phillips Screwdriver: Used to round off Phillips screw heads.

 

 

Confucius Say: Wearing Jeans

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Nov 282016

 

Now that they allow us to wear jeans at the office everyday, I am no longer a slacker.

 

 

Confucius Say: Divorce

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Nov 272016

 

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

 

 

Confucius Say: Liberal

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Nov 262016

 

Liberal: One who tolerates all beliefs and opinions except those with which he disagrees.