Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Nobody Cares

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Dec 142016

 

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

 

 

Confucius Say: It’s Always Darkest

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Dec 132016

 

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

 

 

Confucius Say: Journey Of A Thousand Miles

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Dec 122016

 

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

 

 

Confucius Say: Do Not Walk

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Dec 112016

 

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

 

 

Confucius Say: A Good Sermon

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Dec 102016

 

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.