Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: It’s Always Darkest December 13, 2016September 29, 2016 gags It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Journey Of A Thousand Miles December 12, 2016September 28, 2016 gags The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Do Not Walk December 11, 2016September 27, 2016 gags Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: A Good Sermon December 10, 2016September 26, 2016 gags The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.