Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A: Ruth-less.
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany? A: German Shepherds.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: What was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A: Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?