Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
- The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
- Dogs’ parents never visit.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
- Dogs find you amusing when you’re pissed.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog?”
- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell ’em.
- When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.
- Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
- If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
- If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff….
And last, but not least:
Makes you wonder…:)
