| ANTIFA and ISIS dress in all black. The Paramilitary Fascists for Mussolini did the same thing, they were even nicknamed the ‘Blackshirts‘.
Coincidence? I think not! The Distinctive Fashion Sense Of Savages
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#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All o f us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow..
Don’t ignore this message. This is your only warning.
A friend sent this to me — he must have mistakenly assumed I was aging!
