Biblical Questions and Answers
Q: Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: HondA:..because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: “We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement.”
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They were really put out.
Q: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A: They really raised Cain.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q: Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A: The thought had never entered his head before.
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.
Q: What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A: Turn right and go straight.
Q: Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because in Job 16:12 we read, “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me.”
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
