Jun 242016
Who Said It?
Information, Political
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Jun 242016
DON’T SELECT THE OBVIOUS!
1) “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C.Joseph Stalin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
2) “It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few.. And to replace it with shared responsibility, for shared prosperity.”
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
3) “(We)…. Can’t just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.”
A. Nikita Khrushchev
B. Joseph Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
4) “We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own … In order to create this common ground.”
A. Mao Tse Tung
B Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong II
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
5) “I certainly think the free-market has failed.”
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Stalin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
6) “I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched.”
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
You Know You Are In A Redneck Church If…
Jokes
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Jun 242016
You Know You Are In A Redneck Church If…
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch ’em.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… when the pastor says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,” five guys and two women stand up.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “It ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get out of.”
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… The congregation of 500 members only has seven last names in the church directory.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… people think “rapture” is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… the collection plates are hubcaps from a 56 Chevy.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… instead of bells, you are called to service by a duck call.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… the communion wine is Boone’s Farm “Strawberry Hill”.
- You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if… that “Thou shall not covet” thing applies to huntin’ dogs, too.
First Lines Of Famous Books
Infographics
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Jun 242016
It’s important to never judge a book by its cover, but how do you evaluate it? It all starts by opening to the first page and reading the first line. The first line is the author’s chance to make a first impression and to capture the imagination of the reader, and the very best books will keep the reader hooked from the first line to the very last line. This infographic features 34 compelling first lines from some of the most famous books of all time.
Confucius Say: Welcome Death
Confucius Say, Quotes
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Jun 242016
