Pampers Pooface

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Jul 092015
 

Pampers Pooface
A new Pampers ad features babies making funny faces as they poop and it’s all filmed in glorious super-slow motion.

Enjoy!

They are facial expressions anyone who has cared for a baby will instantly recognize. That faraway look and involuntary frowning (among other things) indicate that a serious diaper change is due.

Produced in glorious HD and super-slow motion, Procter & Gamble-owned babycare brand, Pampers’ new spot features the facial contortions of 10 babies during the build up to and delivery of a No. 2.

The 75-second spot, created by agency Saatchi & Saatchi London, is set to Strauss’ Thus Spake Zarathustra. The rousing track was used in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey and seems appropriate for this poop odyssey. We’ve seen this, um, device, used before in ads, but never executed with such panache. It is a good thing that technology does not yet allow viewers to smell commercials.

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How To Of The Day: How To Draw Stone Stairs

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Jul 092015
 

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How To Draw Stone Stairs

This free drawing worksheet, How To Draw The Stone Stars, is a good project that may be part of a fantasy or historical art piece. The stars could be in a dungeon or a castle; a hero could be climbing them or monster descending them.

Our project starts with an arch big enough for all the details inside. Mark the vanishing point at eye-level, all the vertical lines will tilt toward it.

The steps are bigger at the bottom, they get narrower and shorter as they progress up. The right side of the steps are drawn against the right wall, and the left side is hidden by the hidden arch since we are not looking directly into the stairwell but at an angle. The top of the stair wraps around so we change direction and draw the left side of the steps with the right side being hidden behind the right turn of the wall. These sides are drawn with lines going up then back along the guideline to the vanishing point. The front of the steps are tall but the tops of the steps are narrow due to perspective. Divide the front of the steps into different stones,

Lightly mark a pattern on the wall by lines going toward the vanishing point then draw some lines vertical and arching at the top; this makes a checker grid that you can use to develop the stones or the bricks of the walls. Draw around the grid to make individual stones make some to have different shapes.

The stars are dark and shadowy so look for areas to shadow like the distant parts and the parts where walls come together or the bottom of the steps. Keep the top of the steps as white as you can.

Take your time and add detail to the stones with smudges and chips, Leave the spaces between the stones white for the mortar.

There will be more detail in the foreground, the front steps, and near walls than in the background.

(C) Adron

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Brain Teaser Of The Day: Word Links

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Jul 092015
 
Insert one word in each pair to link the two words together. The end of the first word is the beginning of the second.

1. Short __ __ __ __ Light
2. Arch __ __ __ Station
3. Dill __ __ __ __ __ __ Barrel
4. Corn __ __ __ __ __ Box
5. Bar __ __ __ __ __ Pigeon

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Random Riddle: 7-9-2015

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Jul 092015
 
This item is in the range of 6-8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.

It is usually found hung, dangling ready but loosely for instant action. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again, many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.

When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white sticky substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening, and some more from its long, glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready yet for another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day — but, sadly, the reality is, it’s often much less.

What is it?
 

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