Where Professionals Go On Vacation

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Jul 162015
 

Where Professionals Go On Vacation
Where should you go for your next vacation? Well, it all depends on your present job. Here are the top US travel destinations for various occupations:

Artists go to: Painted Desert, Arizona

Athletes go to: Olympia Heights, Florida

Candy Makers: Carmel, Indiana

College Professors: University City, Missouri

Ecologists: Green Bay, Wisconsin

Firefighters: Smokey Mountains

Fortune tellers: Palm Springs, California

Geologists: Stone Mountain, Georgia

Gossip Columnists: Grapevine, Texas

Helicopter Pilots: Hoover, Alabama

Home Builders: New Castle, Pennsylvania

Jewelers: Pearl City, Hawaii

Landscapers: Garden City, Michigan

Lawyers: Accident, Maryland

Loan Officers: Fairbanks, Alaska

Lumber Jacks: Thousand Oaks, California

Manicurists: Finger Lakes, New York

Optometrists: Plainview, New York

Pastors: Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Pianists: Florida Keys

Podiatrists: Arches National Park, Utah

Politicians: Dodge City, Kansas

Prostitutes: Pleasure Ridge, Kentucky

Real Estate Salesmen: Loveland, Colorado

Refrigerator Repairmen: Chilum, Maryland

Retired Army Officers: East Point, Georgia

Sailors: Marina, California

Sheriffs: Marshalltown, Iowa

Tree Trimmers: Long Branch, New Jersey

TV Evangelists: Paradise, California

 

Brain Teaser Of The Day: Mixed Doubles

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Jul 162015
 
The answers to the following definitions all start with the prefix “para”. It might take a bit of lateral thinking to figure them out! For example, the definition: “Two places where a building is being constructed” would have the answer “Parasites”.

1. Two tender green plant growths
2. Two 10-cent pieces
3. Two male bovines
4. Two shark appendages
5. Two untruths
6. Two furry family members
7. Two dorky guys from “New Joisey”

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Random Riddle: 7-16-2015

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Jul 162015
 
I’m the smallest of my kind, no doubt about that;
Compared to my brothers, I seem like a rat.

A blue face have I, a blue face, you know;
It’s awfully cold here, with poisonous snow.

My name came from a god, a god with great might;
Although you know of me, I’m way out of your sight.

What am I?
 

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