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- Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
- Someone call the janitor — we’re going to need a mop.
- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
- Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
- Hand me that… uh… that uh… thingy.
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 mg of this stuff before?
- Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of ’em.
- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- I hope his family won’t miss him.
- And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.
- Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
