A Tale Of Two Doctors

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Sep 122014
 

Two patients limp into two different doctors’ offices with the same complaint: Both have trouble walking and may require hip surgery.

Patient 1. is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

Patient 2. sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining value to society.

Why the different treatment for the 2 patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care.

In November, if there is no change in government, we’ll all have to find a good vet.

 

The Science Of Beer

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Sep 122014
 

Finally a science lesson even Homer Simpson would find interesting.

It’s Okay To Be Smart explores the scientific processes behind brewing beer. Host Joe Hanson visited the Jester King Brewery in Austin, Texas and spoke with brewer Averie Swanson about the history of beer and the various strains of yeast that the brewery uses.

Enjoy!

Is beer the perfect beverage? Let’s see what science says

 

via Laughing Squid / Neatorama

Random Riddle: 9-12-2014

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Sep 122014
 
I can be any color you can imagine. You see me in everyday life. I have been around for many, many years, Look around, you can probably see some of me right now.

What am I?
 

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