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- The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
- Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
- Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.
- No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.
- No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
- Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.
- Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.
- Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.
- You are not Tom Cruise.
- SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way.
- If you aren’t sure, the SAMs are pointed at you.
- If hit, landing near the people who just shot you down is not a good idea.
- Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.
- Smart bombs have bad days too.
- The best defense is to stay out of range.
- If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat.
