How To Of The Day: How To Read Music

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Jun 132014
 

Today we learn how to read music.

Enjoy!

Like an actor’s script, a sheet of music instructs a musician on what to play (the pitch) and when to play it (the rhythm). Sheet music may look complicated, but once you’ve gotten the hang of a few simple elements like notes, bars and clefs, you’re ready to rock. Tim Hansen hits the instrumental basics you need to read music.

 

Where Are You From?

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Jun 132014
 

You’re from the West Coast when…

  • You make over $250,000 and still can’t afford to buy your own house.
  • The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
  • The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
  • You know how to eat an artichoke.
  • You drive to your neighborhood block party.

You’re from New York when…

  • You say “the city” and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
  • You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
  • You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.
  • You think Central Park is “nature.”
  • You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You’re from Colorado when…

  • You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
  • You tell your husband to pick up granola on his way home and he stops at the day care.
  • A pass does not involve a football or dating.
  • The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.
  • Your bridal registry is at REI.

 

Random Riddle: 6-13-2014

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Jun 132014
 
In olden days, you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decides to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What would you choose?

Remember, you’re clever!
 

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