Lesson On Irony
Lesson On Irony
Two Statements that speak volumes:
Irony 1
“We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics.”
BUT on the other hand……. “We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics.”
Irony 2
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.”
Their stated reason for the policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”
Thus Ends Today’s Lesson On Irony
Enjoy! (genießen!)
Though many Germans can speak English perfectly well, they have trouble pronouncing many words.
Like ‘squirrel.’
In this video, ten Germans try their best to pronounce the name of the fluffy tailed rodent.
“To be fair, most native English speakers can’t say the German word for “squirrel” (eichhörnchen) either.”
Turn Boiling Water Into Instant Snow
Now that’s cold!
Throwing hot or boiling water into the air when it’s REALLY cold outside. Current temperature: -13°F (-25°C.)

