I Must Be A Redneck
This is not the type of Redneck jokes we normally hear. This is a bit different.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It’s time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I’d choose a half-dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit — that’s what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y’all know who ya are…
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’
You might be a redneck if:
You’ve never protested about seeing The 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival.’
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces Veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. Some of you are so old you don’t have elders to respect.
You might be a redneck if:
You’d give your last dollar to A friend.
God Bless the USA!
