Allah Is The Biggest Terrorist In The World

 Amusing  Comments Off on Allah Is The Biggest Terrorist In The World
Jul 252011
 

Mosab Hassan Yousef, the son of the founder of Hamas says that religion of Islam is the biggest problem in the world today.

He says the majority of followers do not know Islam, but if they did, they would be all terrorists because of what the Quran teaches.

Muslims are victims of brainwashing by the Quran.

Hat tip Pat Dollard

NASCAR Prayer Gives Thanks For “My Smokin’ Hot Wife”

 Amusing  Comments Off on NASCAR Prayer Gives Thanks For “My Smokin’ Hot Wife”
Jul 252011
 

Maybe NASCAR didn’t know what it was getting when it hired Pastor Joe Nelms of the Family Baptist Church to deliver the invocation before Saturday night’s Federated Auto Parts 300 Nationwide Series race in Nashville.

Then again, maybe it did. Pastor Nelms’ prayer gave thanks for, among other things, “GM Performance Technology,” “Sunoco Racing Fuel,” and, bizarrely, “my smokin’ hot wife Lisa.”

Text can’t really describe what happened next:

Source…

Random Riddle

 Riddles  Comments Off on Random Riddle
Jul 252011
 
The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan’s doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?