ZIPLOC BAGS – male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see
right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE – male, because even though it appears useful for a wide
variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS – female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE – male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER – female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE – male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON – male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a
fire under it… and, of course, there’s the hot air part.
SPONGES – female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE – female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY – male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS – female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER – male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but
it’s handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL – female… Ha! You thought I’d say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
