Common Sense Evaluation

Alabama – Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska – 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

Arizona – But It’s A Dry Heat.

Arkansas – Literacy Ain’t Everything.

California – By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado – If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.

Connecticut – Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet.

Delaware – We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida – Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special

Georgia – We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii – Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho – More Than Just Potatoes… Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois – Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana – 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa – We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas – First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky – Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana – We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine – We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland – If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts – Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s

Michigan – First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota – 10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi – Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri – Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana – Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

Nebraska – Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada – Prostitutes and Poker!

New Hampshire – Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey – You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico – Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York – You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney…

North Carolina – Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota – We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio – At Least We’re Not Michigan

Oklahoma – Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon – Spotted Owl…It’s What’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania – Cook With Coal

Rhode Island – We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina – Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota – Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee – The Edyoocashun State

Texas – Se Hablo Ingles

Utah – Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont – Ay, Yep

Virginia – Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington – We Have More Rain Than You Do

West Virginia – One Big Happy Family…Really!

Wisconsin – Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming – Where Men Are Men… And The Sheep Are Scared