Why Are You Voting Democrat?

Lets look at some of the reasons why you might vote Democrat.

Possible reasons ….

I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it, and it is what ‘they’ think I should say.

I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for their stockholders. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as they see fit.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe a few pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who can’t get their agendas past the voters.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there any more, and they come over here instead, I don’t want to be able to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 10% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 18% isn’t.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote for anyone but a Democrat, now doesn’t it?