He’s so fat, when he appears in public the band plays “Hail To The Beef”
He’s so fat, the Florida Election Commission is recounting his chins
He’s so fat, he’ll only take money from the Chinese if it comes with egg rolls
He’s so fat, instead of apples, his students place margarine on his desk
He’s so fat, the Secret Service has added one agent just to guard his ass
He’s so fat, his belt gave a concession speech
He’s so fat, he asked Bush if he can be ambassador to KFC
He’s so fat, he had one of Dick Cheney’s heart attacks
He’s so fat, the Liberty Bell is now the second largest thing with a crack
He’s so fat, Clinton is thinking of hitting on him
