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WWE Pro Wrestler Randy Orton is digitally inserted into fail videos performing his signature ‘RKO’ finishing move.
Enjoy!
Randy Orton is everywhere at all times.
He was there that time you drank peppermint schnapps and went ice-skating. He dropped the hammer the first time you set foot on a skateboard.
What scientists won’t tell you is that “gravity” is just the invisible hands of Orton, always waiting at the ready to rock-shock-kaboom you into the Earth’s mantle with a signature “RKO” knockout.
Vine magician Steve Ozzie has gone to incredible lengths to visualize the WWE forces at play when people eat it, and now, thanks to YouTube user jp oshannassy, all his Orton-centric work can be viewed in one video.
This is Orton slithering and RKO-ing his way through some of the most painful and funny tumbles on the Internet.