Tag: Worst President

How tragically true!

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals , their initiative , and their Will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that Person known as “The One.”

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He Hypnotized the people telling them , “I am sent to save you.”

My lack of experience , my questionable ethics , my monstrous ego , and my Association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go , therefore , and proclaim throughout the Land that he who preceded me is evil , that he has defiled the nation , and that all he has built must be destroyed.

And the people rejoiced , For even though they knew not what “The One” would do , he had promised that it was good; and they believed.

And “The One” said ” We live in The greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!”

And the people said , “Hallelujah! Change is good!”

Then He said , “We are going to tax the rich fat-cats.”

And the People said “Sock it to them!”

“And redistribute their wealth.”

And the people said , “Show us the money!”

And the he said , “Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody..”

And Joe the plumber asked , “Are you kidding me? You’re going to Steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??”

And “The One” ridiculed and taunted him , and Joe’s personal records were hacked and publicized.

One lone reporter asked , “Isn’t that Marxist policy?” And she was banished from the kingdom.

Then a citizen asked , “With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge , how will you deal with Radical terrorists?”

And “The One” said , “Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!”

And the people said , “Hallelujah!! We are safe at last , and we can beat our weapons Into free cars for the people!”

Then “The One” said “I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.”

And one , Lone voice said , “But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes.

“So “The One” Said , “Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats
pay!”

And the people said , “Hallelujah! Show us the money!”

Then “The One” said , “I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!”

And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.

And He said. “I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every Person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the Clinics.”

…Oh, except for Muslims for Muslims shall not pay their share of healthcare.

And the people said , “Give me some of that!”

Then he said , “I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.”

And the people said , “Where’s my rebate check?”

Then “The One” said , “I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!”

And the people said , “Coal is dirty , coal is evil , no more coal! But we don’t care for that part about higher electric rates.

So “The One” said , Not to worry. If Your rebate isn’t enough to cover your expenses , we shall bail you out.

Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!”

Then He said , “Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let’s grant them amnesty , Social Security , free education , free lunches , Free medical care , bilingual signs and guaranteed housing…

” And the people said , “Hallelujah!” and they made him king!

And so it came to pass that employers , facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes , raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.

The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl and more of the people were without a means of support.

Then “The One” said , “I am “the One”- The Messiah and I’m here To save you!

We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!”

But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. “Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more…

And “The One” said , “Wait a minute. That is unfair!!”

And the world said , “Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.

Lo , you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!”

And the people cried out , “Alas , alas!! What have we done?”

And the change agent’s name was changed to dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.

And the Change “The One” had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish , “Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!” But it was too late , and their homeland was no more.