Brunettes More Likely to Marry Billionaires

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Apr 072008
 

Blondes may have more fun but apparently Brunettes have more money.

Does this article reveal more about the women or the billionaires that marry them?

Brunettes more likely to bag billionaires

Blondes are said to have more fun but it seems brunettes steal the hearts of billionaires.

Brunettes such as Microsoft boss Bill Gates’ wife, Melinda French are more likely to marry a successful man than their blonde sisters, a study today said.

Experts checked the hair colour of the wives and girlfriends of the world’s top 100 billionaires. Most – 62 per cent – were brunettes.

Fair-haired women came in a poor second with 22 per cent of the world’s top billionaires marrying blondes.

Raven-haired women enticed just 16 per cent of the world’s wealthiest men, while not one of top billionaires is married to a redhead.

The report was for Lycos, which runs dating site www.love.lycos.co.uk. Sam Kayum, Lycos director said: ‘It begs the question whether Carla Bruni would now be the first lady of France if she was a blonde. Perhaps Sarkozy felt that, as a brunette, Bruni would be taken more seriously by the voting public.’

The Difference Between Men and Women

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Apr 022008
 


Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.. …. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can share.
Male.. Call it what you will, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another when necessary.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said . . .. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . .. . You wear pants don’t you?

He said . . …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea – you stand infront of the sink, while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . …. W hat have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ……Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . …… Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said . .. They don’t have time

He said . . How many men does it ta ke to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . .. We don’t know; it has never happened.

She said. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
He said ……. . . They already have boyfriends.

She said…What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . .. A widow.

He said . … . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .. . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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