Molson built a beer fridge that can only be opened if you sing ‘O Canada’!
They should do something like this in the United States. Only require that Welfare recipients sing the US national anthem to collect their checks.
Enjoy!
We’ve built our most Canadian beer fridge for Canada Day and there’s only one way to get inside – sing O Canada. It’s time to start practicing our national anthem.
Welfare Queen: “Taxpayers are the fools… Working is stupid.”
In Obama’s America, those who work get punished. Those who don’t, get free stuff, courtesy of a nationwide policy of spreading the wealth around through mandated confiscation and redistribution.
Case in point: A welfare recipient in Austin, Texas recently contacted a morning radio show and explained that she gets a lot of money from the program. What she does with it may (or may not) surprise you.
Here’s how your hard-earned money is being used to help lazy freeloaders like her:
“…To all you workers out there preaching morality about those of us who live on welfare… can you really blame us? I get to sit around all day, visit my friends, smoke weed.. and we are still gonna get paid, on time every month…“
Prepare yourself before listening to this. It will make your blood boil!
From Zero Hedge:
While what little remains of America’s middle class is happy and eager to put in its 9-to-5 each-and-every day, an increasing number of Americans – those record 91.5 million who are no longer part of the labor force – are perfectly happy to benefit from the ever more generous hand outs of the welfare state. Prepare yourself before listening to this… calling on her self-admitted Obamaphone, Texas welfare recipient Lucy, 32, explains why “taxpayers are the fools”…
These figures are from 2011. Does anyone want to guess what the figures are now?
Americans who were recipients of means-tested government benefits in 2011 outnumbered year-round full-time workers, according to data released this month by the Census Bureau.
They also out-numbered the total population of the Philippines.
There were 108,592,000 people in the United States in the fourth quarter of 2011 who were recipients of one or more means-tested government benefit programs, the Census Bureau said in data released this week. Meanwhile, according to the Census Bureau, there were 101,716,000 people who worked full-time year round in 2011. That included both private-sector and government workers.
That means there were about 1.07 people getting some form of means-tested government benefit for every 1 person working full-time year round.
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible for welfare.”
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks on Friday.
Damn, this is a great country!
