Benny Bell – Shaving Cream

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Oct 172017
 
“Shaving Cream” is a song written by Benny Bell in 1946, and originally sung by Paul Wynn. It is a novelty song where each verse ends with a mind rhyme of sh*t, the initial sh- segueing into the refrain, “Shaving Cream”.

For example:

“I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of …shhhhh . . . aving cream,
be nice and clean. . . .
Shave ev’ry day and you’ll always look keen.”

Enjoy!

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The original version of “Shaving Cream” was issued on Bell’s Cocktail Party Songs record label in 1946, with Phil Winston on vocals under the pseudonym Paul Wynn, and as that name was also used by Bell himself, Winston’s version has often been mistaken for Bell’s, and has appeared on Benny Bell compilation albums more frequently than Bell’s own version.

After the song began to be played on the Dr. Demento radio show in the 1970s, Vanguard Records reissued the song in 1975, and it became a hit, peaking at #30 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. Early copies of the 1975 Vanguard single credited Bell as the performer. However, after controversy ensued, the same recording was re-released with revised labels crediting Paul Wynn as performer.

A remake of “Shaving Cream” performed as a duet with Dr. Demento was released on the albums, Dr. Demento’s Dementia Royale and Dr. Demento’s 25th Anniversary Collection. Dr. Demento occasionally performed the song live in concert with “Weird Al” Yankovic’s band (Yankovic playing accordion). Another 1970s cover version was recorded by a soca group, The Fabulous Five.

Dave Van Ronk performed this song at his shows over the years, and a version is included on the CD of rarities, The Mayor of MacDougal Street. He modifies the trick of the song by changing the last line to “stick your head in a bucket of shit” rather than “a bucket of shaving cream”.

On the 2017 revival of The Gong Show, this song is performed as an intermission partway through each show, and is sung in audience sing-along fashion, led by a staff performer.
 

 

 

 

 

Hillary Clinton: “Close, But No Cigar”

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Oct 142017
 

Hillary Clinton was asked if Harvey Weinstein’s behavior reminded her of her husband Bill. She said: “Close, but no cigar”

Hillary Clinton: "Close, But No Cigar"
Yes Hillary, Bill was the sexual assaulter in the Oral Oval Office.

From Fox News:

Hillary Clinton moved to take the heat off Harvey Weinstein Friday by outright calling President Trump a “sexual assaulter” – while roundly dismissing past allegations of sexual impropriety against her husband as old news.

Clinton made the comments during an interview with BBC’s Andrew Marr, who asked about the allegations of sexual assault made against Democratic mega-donor and Hollywood producer Weinstein.

“This kind of behavior cannot be tolerated anywhere, whether it’s in entertainment, politics,” Clinton said. “After all, we have someone admitting to being a sexual assaulter in the Oval Office.”

Marr responded by pointing out Clinton has dismissed allegations made by women against her husband, former President Bill Clinton, that Trump highlighted during the hard-fought presidential campaign.

“That has all been litigated,” Clinton replied. “That was subject of a huge investigation in the late ’90s and there were conclusions drawn. That was clearly in the past.”

Hillary Clinton says she was ‘shocked and appalled’ by Weinstein allegations

Watch Hillary’s face in the video below at about the 1 minute mark when Andrew Marr asks her about her husband. There is a smug arrogance that we have seen before many times. It is her head nodding “I’m ready for this question look… and how dare you even ask it”.

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If the self-appointed queen says those charges are ALL settled in the past, then they’re SETTLED! No more questions… because I said so!

Thank God she lost!

For your enjoyment; Let’s see what Bill has to say about all of this:

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How Aspirin Was Discovered

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Oct 092017
 
4000 years ago, the ancient Sumerians made a surprising discovery: if they scraped the bark off a particular kind of tree and ate it, their pain disappeared. Little did they know that what they’d found was destined to influence the future course of medicine. Krishna Sudhir, of TED-Ed, traces the history of aspirin.

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Oct 062017
 

A documentary for the generations to come, to know, to remember what we all went through, what we all saw, and most importantly… what we did!

 
You will be ready to take on the jackals after watching this.

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“Because every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.”

You got this lion. He’s the king of the jungle, huge mane….out to here. He’s laying under a tree in the middle of Africa. He’s so big, it’s so hot. He doesn’t want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn’t do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They’re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that’s in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Until one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Because every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

 

 

 

 

 

The Las Vegas Shooting, Was There A Second Shooter?

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Oct 032017
 

Footage from the shooting in Las Vegas Sunday night appearing to show gunfire coming from the 4th floor of the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino

 
Language Warning
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