Even Santa Poops

This wrong on every level but it may be the best Christmas commercial ever made.

Enjoy!

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CREDITS:
Production Company: World War Seven
Executive Producer: Josh Ferrazzano
Producer: Mike Begovich
Directors: Pete Marquis & Jamie T. McCelland (Pete & Jamie)
Concept: Joel Ackerman and Hector Batiz
Writers: Pete Marquis & Jamie T. McCelland (Pete & Jamie)
Copywriter: Joel Ackerman
Director of Photography: Kevin Phillips
Production Designer: Russell Jaeger
Wardrobe Stylst: Karla Cavalli & Harmoni Everett
Hair & Make-up Artist: Colleen Hogan
Editor: Karen Kourtessis (Beast)
Sound Design: Chirs Stangroom (Hobo Audio)
Colorist: Robert Crosby (Neptune Post)
Santa: Mike Faella
Sister #1: Isabella Blake Thomas
Sister #2: Ava Devoe
Sister #3: Haylie Di Fronzo
Lady on Santa’s Lap: Bethany Woodruff

 

Even Santa Poops

 

How Rats Climb Up Toilets

Just imagine… you’re sitting on the toilet, perhaps with a copy of your favorite newspaper or magazine, maybe even doing a crossword puzzle… you reach for the toilet paper roll as nature takes its course, when suddenly, you feel a sharp bite right on the ass, you scream, jump up and stare down into the eyes of a massive, hairy brown RAT.

Enjoy!

How to Keep Rats From Coming Out of Your Toilet

Norway rats, commonly known as sewer rats, are brown rats that live in sewer systems. They are most active at night as they search for food. They need water to survive, but the sewers provide that, especially since they are good swimmers. These rats can emerge from your toilet and run around your house until they find any sort of food. Even garbage or scraps in your kitchen sink can attract sewer rats.

Instructions

1 Keep all the toilet lids in your home down whenever they are not in use.

2 Squirt some dishwashing liquid around the inside of the toilet bowl quickly, if you spot a rat in there. Close the lid and flush the toilet to get rid of the pest. The soap will make the porcelain slippery so the rat can’t climb out and enter your house.

3 Put away all foodstuffs from your kitchen area so they don’t attract sewer rats. Even fruit or loaves of bread on countertops can attract them. Don’t leave pet food out either.

4 Pour a cup of household bleach into your kitchen sink drain, then add a kettle full of boiling water. Do this once or twice a month to clean bits of food out of the drain.

Source…

Somewhere in San Francisco… this happened.

Renters of this apartment were trying to figure out how the rats were getting inside.

 

How Rats Come Out Of A Toilet

 

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