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Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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Oct 132009

White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.

Breaking News: Bat Loose in Congress

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Sep 222009

Congress at its best!

U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

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Sep 152009

White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

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Aug 192009

Braeking News from The Onion Network!

The crawl at the bottom is the best. “Yankees Sign Top Pakistani Cricketer Just To Be Assholes.”

Gymnast Shawn Johnson Euthanized

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Jun 172009

After gym doctors confirmed the injuries were career-ending, Johnson’s trainers said there was no reason to keep her alive. The Onion strikes again!

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