| I stay close to my kin, my arms open wide Till I’m forced to the front, and further, outside I fold my arms tightly, the better to bind My embrace keeps unruly portions aligned. |
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| A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer.
Who did it and how did they know? |
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| A magazine competition invited people to come up with “invented” inventions of the cyber-age.
For example, a solar powered clothes dryer (a rope) and a hand-held word processor (a pencil). Can you guess what this is? It’s a graphic media emulator. High-resolution, thin-screen monitor that produces near-perfect emulations of all graphical media. Used as cosmetic analyzer. What is it? |
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