| The civil cage me with impediments But I’ve turned captains to skeletons Let me loose as you read this, And I’ll kill artificial intelligence Three years ago they found me I slaughtered the pestilence And though some turn to drums, |
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| A man was at a bar feeling poor he sees a rich man take some $50-dollar bills out his pocket to pay the cashier.
The poor man says to the rich man, “I know all the songs known to man.” The rich man laughed and said, “I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can’t sing a song with my daughter’s name in it, Valerie Mariquita LaRochelle.” The poor man went home rich and the rich man went home poor. What song did the man sing? |
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| A time to sow, a time to reap But over a life, this time would creep I was created in 46 B.C. But still the seasons were unimpressed So good Pope Greg set everything straight I am grander than my common peers By following my rules, as widely agreed What am I? |
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