| Before I came, confusion abounded. I’m late, I’m late was frequently sounded. I’m not average, but was based on a mean. I’m two dozen steps, again in theory. I take half and quarter steps at times. I shrink to nothing in two cold extremes. |
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| You hear my sound; But that’s not me In fact, we look quite differently I can have one; it always has two; I can have three It can be anywhere, but I like sitting in a tree It comes in many forms But I usually come in one I have an assortment of colors But eat me & I’m done It can represent a bond I can be used to jam Can you figure out |
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| Upon one’s entry, I make one feel invited Though my greeting goes unrequited By all of your guests, I’m looked down upon Stomped upon as they exit, I’m not dejected With my positive message, seven-letter |
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| Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night, he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk.
“Aha, I’ve caught you again,” exclaimed the boss. The watchman’s eyes popped open immediately, and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word? |
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| We all know that if you weigh yourself on the moon, it is less than your weight on the Earth. Can you tell me something that actually weighs more on the moon than on Earth? |
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