Random Riddle: Envy Colors

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Jul 222022
 
Abuse me, for I will not care.
Curse me when I stray from fair.
Brute force won’t put me in my place.
Smooth and even wins the race.
Envy colors where I rest.
No sandy beaches for the best.
 
Random Riddle: Envy Colors

 

 

Random Riddle: Out Of Africa

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Jul 212022
 
They say I came from Africa.
I suppose that may be true.
But the type I am was mostly played
In a place where grass is blue.
Of wood and pearl, skin and steel,
You could say I am high strung.
My neck looks like a ladder,
With brass on every rung.
 
Random Riddle: Out Of Africa

 

 

Random Riddle: Scratch

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Jul 202022
 
Shoot at me a thousand times, and I may still survive; but one scratch from me, and you will find your prospects take a dive.
 
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Random Riddle: The Hottest Chili

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Jul 192022
 
Mr. Ixolite was in Mexico on his holidays and was looking to try the hottest chili he could find.
He went into a restaurant and ordered a hot one. After the fire in his mouth had been put out, and he sat there gasping for breath, the waiter came up to him and said, “Excuse me, Senor Ixolite, we are very sorry, but we accidentally gave you the wrong chili. We gave you the mild one instead of this very hot one. Would you like it?”

MrIxolite paled, but being unable to speak, grabbed a napkin and wrote out the following rebus:

Hose A)
Hose B) Way
Hose C) Way

What was Mr. Ixolite trying to say?
 

Random Riddle: The Hottest Chili