| You see me often, ladies, For I am a part of your life. I sometimes bother babies But prefer to cause adults strife. My looks are a sign of your personality. My strength cannot measure up to yours. With most people, I am there for eternity. Onto me, water often pours. Many look to me with pride, While others wish to change me. Drifting slowly, my time I bide Waiting for you to see That I am just a thing you’re given, Not something very important. For I have always been and will forever be dead. |
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| Sitting on the back of a truck Waiting for someone with bad luck In a classic board game, I help you win Jacob saw me in a dream |
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| You can find me on a face; Frequently I’m in a vase. I’m precise by definition, Yet, to one man, I am different. |
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| I stare at you, you stare at me. I have three eyes, Yet I cannot see. Every time I blink, I give commands. You do as you are told. With your feet and hands. |
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| Jon and Bob were betting on a baseball game and Bob lost. To get back at him, he bets Jon.
Bob says, “I bet you I can do two to three thousand push-ups in 10 minutes.” Jon says, “Fine, let’s see it. You couldn’t possibly win that bet.” Bob won the bet. How is that possible? |
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