| Some people’s names (such as “Will Power”) suggest a certain personality or career choice. Given below are some last names and professions (in no particular order). For each last name, your task is to think of a common first name, such that it suggests one of the given professions. Each last name and profession must be used just once. Example: Sonny Day would suggest a meteorologist. Last Names: Ding, Flay, King, Lynn, Payne, Peace |
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| When telling a story About flounder or dory, I often end up far apart. But when bowing your head You may lend me or hold me What am I? |
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| Mr. Jones filed a lawsuit against the company he worked for. He claimed that the company he worked for was drugging him to make him a better worker. He claimed that the coffee the company provided contained a drug called Trimethylxanthine. Trimethylxanthine is an addictive drug that increases alertness, improves concentration, and gives you a euphoric feeling. It operates using the same mechanisms that amphetamines, cocaine, and heroin used to stimulate the brain, only to a lesser degree. When the coffee was tested, it was found that it did contain large amounts of Trimethylxanthine. But, Mr. Jones did not win his lawsuit.
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| I have been many things in my life. To England I traveled during times of strife. I owned a printing shop and made its periodicals popular. I loved inventing and in the field of science I strove. Many public offices have I held and served long, Thanks to my love for travel, debates and tendency to chat, I spent many times in England, that’s a fact. My ability to write and strong belief that all men are created equal caused me to help design Be original, a thinker, give it a try. |
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| A cracker company was very mad when they heard the results from their cracker survey. The result said that the customers would prefer crackers to nothing at all. The same customers think that donuts are better than everything else.
A new employee at the company had to tell their boss the bad news, but he saw a window of opportunity to get a promotion. When he got to his boss, he told him that the customers really preferred crackers to donuts. How did he come up with that? |
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