Tag: Pandas

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders dinner. After he finishes dessert, the panda pulls out a gun, fires two shots into the ceiling, puts the gun a way and casually walks out the door.

A police officer who was trying to have dinner himself peeks out from behind the table to see the panda leaving, so he chases the panda down.

“What the H*ll was all that??” the cop angrily asks. The panda says, “I’m a panda.” “Look it up.” Later that night the cop looks up “Panda” in the encyclopedia. Under the picture the caption read: “Eats shoots and leaves.”