Obama Sings The Kick Ass Song

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Jun 102010
 

Obama declares his intent to kick somebody’s ass, though determing the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single.

Chicken Monkey Duck

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Jun 102010
 

Enjoy!

LYRICS

Monkey chicken chicken,
Monkey Chicken, duck duck,
Chicken monkey monkey, Chicken Monkey,
chicken chicken monkey duck.
Monkey duck,
Chicken duck,
Monkey monkey duck duck,
Chicken Monkey, chicken chicken monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”

Chicken chicken monkey duck,
Chicken Monkey, duck duck,
Chicken chicken monkey,
Chicken monkey,
Chicken duck.
Chicken duck duck,
Chicken monkey monkey duck,
“Chicken Monkey Duck?”
Chicken duck.
Monkey duck duck:
Chicken chicken, monkey,
Chicken, monkey monkey, Chicken Monkey.
Chicken chicken monkey?
Chicken, monkey monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”

Chicken chicken, monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken, duck.
Chicken Monkey, monkey,
Chicken Monkey—chicken duck.

Duck, Chicken Monkey
Chicken chicken monkey, chicken.
Duck duck,
Chicken chicken, duck.
Chicken, monkey monkey…
Chicken!

Duck duck, Chicken Monkey,
Chicken chicken, monkey.
Chicken Chicken (monkey monkey),
Chicken monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”

Chicken chicken chicken,
Monkey monkey,
Chicken Monkey:
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck,
“Goose.”

Source…

Opera Company of Philadelphia “Flash Brindisi” at Reading Terminal Market

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May 262010
 

On Saturday, April 24th, the Opera Company of Philadelphia teamed up with the Reading Terminal Market Italian Festival for a large-scale “Flash Opera” event! Over 30 members of the Opera Company of Philadelphia Chorus and principal cast members of LA TRAVIATA performed the famed “Brindisi” in the aisles of Reading Terminal Market, entertaining hundreds of Philadelphians, and proving that the perfect accompaniment for all things Italian is a little Verdi!

American Heart

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May 212010
 

Pass this along to anyone who needs a reminder that we live in the greatest country in the world. Let’s stop apologizing for who we are. We’re Americans.

American Heart by Jon David

They say our reputation needs a new coat of paint and a delicate melody.
But I say I like the bruises, ’cause a melody don’t mean a thing if we don’t have the strength to say,
And I won’t be made to ever feel ashamed

That I’m American made!
I’ve got American parts.
Got American faith, in America’s heart.
Go on, raise the flag, I’ve got stars in my eyes.
I’m in love with her, and I won’t apologize!

They say that we need changin’!
(As if all the Founding Fathers seemed to get it wrong.)
But I say I still believe in the greatest liberator, innovator, cultivator freedom knows.
So, I suggest you take a look inside, ’cause I think you changed already.
You went and lost your pride.

That I’m American made!
I’ve got American parts.
Got American faith, in America’s heart.
Go on, raise the flag, I’ve got stars in my eyes.
I’m in love with her, and I won’t apologize!