Tag: Lions

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“Car-L” Meets The Lions

Photographer Chris McLennan used a custom-made remote-controlled 4×4 camera buggy to take pictures of lions in Botswana.

Genius!

“Car L” meets the lions. The remote controlled 4×4 camera buggy gets up close and personal as it is stalked by this curious pride of lions in Botswana.

The “Car L” project was hatched by Chris McLennan and engineered by Carl Hansen to capture unique images of lions with a Nikon D800E, fired remotely by Chris McLennan using a trigger system built into the remote control unit.

Made possible by HP and Nikon New Zealand.

 

Riddles

Random Riddle: 4-1-2013

Thursday
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Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn.

Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.

The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, “Well, yesterday was one of my lying days.”

Alice can’t figure it out just from the lion’s answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, “Yesterday was also one of my lying days.”

What day is it?

 

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: The Great Hunter

Rubber ChickenA small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-
curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

“What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?” asked the chief.

“Forget the damn lion!” he howled. “Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?”

 

 

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