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Mar 152009

And Congress says this week they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

So The guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. ~ Jay Leno

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Mar 122009

In a stunning announcement, Citigroup showed a profit and had its best quarter since 2007. They made $8 billion dollars in profit.

That just shows you: If you give a company $45 billion in government bailout money, they’ll show you how to turn it into $8 billion in profit. ~ Jay Leno

They had quite a scare in Washington, DC, today. Apparently, President Obama was meeting with some potential cabinet nominees and someone noticed a suspicious looking document on the table that no one had ever seen before.

Turns out it was just a tax form, but it gave them quite a fright. ~ Jay Leno

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Feb 142009

Just a few days after being nominated, Senator Judd Gregg withdrew as the nominee for commerce secretary. In a statement explaining why he turned it down, he cited “irresolvable conflicts.”

Apparently he had paid all his taxes … he just wouldn’t fit in. ~ Jay Leno

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