Tag: Jay Leno

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During the inauguration, Washington, DC, set up prostitution-free zones.

Isn’t that supposed to be the whole city? I mean, is Washington so corrupt now we just rope off the areas where people actually follow the law? ~ Jay Leno

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The Iranian president delivered a special holiday message on British TV on Christmas Day. The Iranian president said that if Jesus were alive today, he would be standing next to him.

I’m sure Jesus would be wearing an “I’m With Stupid” t-shirt, too. ~ Jay Leno

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King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia says he wants to have an OPEC meeting. Have you ever noticed that when OPEC nations get together, there’s always kings and sultans and crowned princes?

That’s where the term “royally screwed” comes from. – Jay Leno

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Bailout Profit?

Congress keeps saying that not only are taxpayers going to get the $800 billion back, they are going to make money on the bailout.

Now you know where the “con” in Congress comes from. – Jay Leno

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