Beer has quickly become the bearded nerd’s equivalent of wine: Something about it inspires passionate arguments about nerdy arcana such as the shape of brewing vats and hops growing seasons. The pursuit of perfect suds can be seen blossoming at your local grocery store, where beer aisles are bursting at the seams with mind-numbing levels of variety.
So here, we present you with something perfect for lazy beer nerds: An infographic to tell you the best beers, according to category:
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In California:
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Means in Texas:
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Diversity/Lifestyle Choice
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Sinful and Perverted
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Arsenal of Weapons
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Gun Collection
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Delicate Wetlands
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Swamp
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Undocumented Worker
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Illegal Alien
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Cruelty-Free Materials
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Polyester
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Assault and Battery
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Attitude Adjustment
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Heavily Armed
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Well-protected
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Narrow-minded
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Righteous
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Taxes or Your Fair Share
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Coerced Theft
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Commonsense Gun Control
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Gun Confiscation Plot
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Illegal Hazardous Explosives
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Fireworks or Stump Removal
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Nonviable Tissue Mass
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Unborn Baby
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Equal Access to Opportunity
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Socialism
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Multicultural Community
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High Crime Area
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Fairness /Social Progress
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Marxism
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Upper Class or “The Rich”
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Self-Employed
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Progressive, Change
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Big Government Scheme
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Homeless or Disadvantaged
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Bums/Welfare Leeches
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Sniper Rifle
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Scoped Deer Gun
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Investment For the Future
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Higher Taxes
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Healthcare Reform
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Socialized Medicine
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Extremist,/Judgmental/Hater
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Conservative
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High Capacity Magazine
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Standard Mag
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Religious Zealot
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Church-going
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Fair Trade Coffee
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Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
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Exploiters or “The Rich”
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Employed/Land Owner
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The Gun Lobby
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NRA Members
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Assault Weapon
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Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)
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Fiscal Stimulus
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New/Higher Taxes
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Same Sex Marriage
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Legalized Perversion
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