The Bailout, As Seen by Physicians

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Mar 232009
 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, and the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington .

Is this the end of America?

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Mar 202009
 

Stay strong and remember this quote from a great man who symbolized all that is great with America:

“Be courageous! … I have seen many depressions in business. Always America has come out stronger and more prosperous. Be as brave as your fathers before you. Have faith! Go forward.” ~ Thomas Edison


Helicopter Ben Bernanke’s Federal Reserve is dropping trillions of fresh paper dollars on the world economy, the President of the United States is cracking jokes on late night comedy shows, his energy minister is threatening a trade war over carbon emissions, his treasury secretary is dithering over a banking reform program amid rising concerns over his competence and a monumentally dysfunctional U.S. Congress is launching another public jihad against corporations and bankers.

As an aghast world — from China to Chicago and Chihuahua — watches, the circus-like U.S. political system seems to be declining into near chaos. Through it all, stock and financial markets are paralyzed. The more the policy regime does, the worse the outlook gets. The multi-ringed spectacle raises a disturbing question in many minds: Is this the end of America?

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The Economy: Bailouts and Bull with John Stossel

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Mar 192009
 

John Stossel is one of the few reporters who are not afraid to tell the truth. In this clip he explains that the current recession is being made worse, by the Democrats in Washington. They’re telling Americans that things are desperate, and that the only solution is more Government. The reality is that the Economy isn’t as bad as they claim, and if left alone, would run it’s course and start recovering much sooner than it would by throwing more money into failing companies.


John Stossel discusses how government spends/waste taxpayer money and the consequence of intervention in the economy.

Glenn Beck on the AIG Government Scam

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Mar 182009
 

Glenn Beck gets right to the point. He lays out perfectly something our corrupt politicians and the “Main Stream Media” are trying to hide. AIG is being used as a money laundering system. The government is using them to funnel money so you don’t really notice.

Glenn Beck on the AIG Government Scam

The financial collapse and the theft of America’s wealth was engineered by the Federal Reserve. Chief architect and tax-cheat Timothy Geithner is the proverbial fox in the hen house.