Common Sense Evaluation

 AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart

 AMIABLE : Likes to smell others’ farts

 ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private

 AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes

 ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times

 BEWILDERED : Can’t tell his own fart from others

 BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others

 CARELESS : Farts in church

 CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles

 CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time

 CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest

 CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can’t tell which way to go

 CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating

 DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife’s head

 DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog

 DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn’t smell

 DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own

 ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution

 FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours

 FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts

 GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart

 HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

 IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs

 LAZY : Just fizzles

 MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles

 MISERABLE : Can’t fart at all

 MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell

 NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart

 PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant

 SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers

 SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts

 SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying

 SHY : Blushes when he farts silently

 SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear

 SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present

 SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog

 STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole

 STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter

 THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve

 TIMID : Jumps when he farts

 UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself

 VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart

 WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion

 WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit