Tag: Food Stamps
Obama: The Food Stamp President
Video Description:
Everyday President Obama is freeing more people from the bonds of wage slavery. Former oil rig, construction, and retail workers, who once toiled under the yoke of their capitalist oppressors. Now stand with a growing number of liberated workers, whose daily wants and needs are provided by the government.
The numbers are incredible. In just three years Obama has added 12 million emancipated workers to the Food Stamp program. That is a 38% increase for a total of 44 million. No longer exploited for their labor, these men and women are free to live a sparse life without the stress of too many choices or the heavy burden of supporting our consumer society. Those who once were just a small cog in the large capitalist planet raping machine, now can enjoy a guilt-free live of dependency.
As impressive as Obama’s success has been, there are many who still suffer under self-reliance. To those still shackled to a job, do not give up hope. Obama has plans to further increase regulations and taxes which is sure to beat back job creation. Soon, you too will be living a scant existence with your very own Obamacard.
Where To Put Obama’s Picture
George Washington, our nation’s first president and leader of the American Revolution!
Abe Lincoln, honorable leader pulled our nation through its darkest time!
Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first secretary of the treasure and leader of the constitutional convention!
Andrew Jackson, “Old Hickory ” fought the British in New Orleans!
Ulysses Grant , Union army general, lead the North through the Civil War!
Ben Franklin, Genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the constitution.
Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!
Obama”s policies will put more people on welfare than any president before him so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an “honor” he richly deserves.