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Brain Teaser Of The Day: Two Incomplete Words

In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.

Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___.
(The two words are: rough & cough.)

1. When God speaks, it is a w___ from the L___.
2. After the fl__, Noah disembarked and st___ on Mount Ararat.
3. If it doesn’t rain today, I will wa___ the garden la___.
4. He was so___ to wo___ his family by arriving home late.

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The Philosophy Of Ambiguity And Idiosyncrasies Of English

The philosophy of ambiguity, the idiosyncrasies of English:

1. Don’t sweat the little things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
2. One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went into the bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” and she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a Parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly walk without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock petrol bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animals crackers?
18. If police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right ti remain silent?
19. Why do they put braille on drive-through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchrnized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an ‘s’ in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

 

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